Enemies
This is a list of everything I've declared as my enemy, ordered in how likely I am to attempt to wage war against those things. Thank you for your time.
- Santa Claus
- Mosquitoes
- Cold Water
- Body Swaps
- Schrodinger's Cat
- The word 'sphere'
- Pipe Cleaners
Why these things are my enemies?
I'm sure you have questions. Like, "Sammie why do you hate Santa so much?" and "What's wrong with pipe cleaners?"
Well my dear friend, this may or may not answer your questions!
Santa
If you weren't aware, Santa is my arch nemesis, and I HAVE declared war on him. If Santa is to meet his doom, it will be by my hands!
Why? Well there's a whole varity of reasons, and I should probably make a post dedicated to my hatred of santa claus, however. Long story short, he's a jerk!
Hope that clears things up
Mosquitoes
Honestly, if I have to explain this one to you, please go outside more.
Cold Water
I cannot stand cold water! It is cold! It is miserable! Touching it is a 0/10 experience!
(I digress that it is marginally more acceptable in the summertime, and is a little bit lower on the list during it.)
Body Swaps
I think they're really cool! When done well. Unfortunately, I find they are never done well.
My issue lies in that they're presented typically as commedy, and I think the idea of swapping bodies belongs more in the category of horror.
Schrodinger's Cat
My hatred comes from the utter confusion that followed when I was first learning about it, and also! The poor cat! There are better ways to understand quantum physics than torturing a cat! :C
The word 'sphere'
I find it hard to say, I get tangled up with the sounds. What else am I supposed to say, 'balls'? No thank you.
Pipe Cleaners
dey pokey and I don't like it.
Last Updated 11/3/2025 | Posted 11/3/2025