Quotebook

I love to gather quotes, this is one of the places where I save them... Someday I'd like to add something that gives you a random quote, but for now you get a list.

The top quote is the newest in the list.

"I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire"

"If your spine can go through them we can upgrade to snake holes."

"Pearl god where is my pearl?"
"This is Owain, why have you sent me a pigeon?"
"My apologies Owain, I sent the pigeon to the wrong number"

"Now I've got to remember the alphabet- Gosh it's been awhile"

"Bones are now our most valuable asset

"CEASE THY DISPUTES! IN THE CAVE WE CAN ALL GET ALONG!"

"Birthdays were invented by the candle industry to sell more number-shaped candles"

"Yay! starts crying

"Dear, we simply cannot hold a funeral for your mother. She's still alive.

"Personally I always rip off my shirt every time I save the lives of 3 or more people"
"I think this is a good and correct way to live"

"I paused, blinking as the logistics of my genius plan instantly assailed me"

"Hey, you got the important half done, right? He's definitely not masterminding any plots while he's a puddle. Except maybe how to get someone's socks wet. Still dastardly, but on a different scale."

"In that moment, backed up by empirical evidence, I was utterly appalled to think that despositing her book was somehow a euphemism for her eating it."

"Nonetheless, I acquired a non-demonic cow"